10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth