10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fook the floosh droo!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare