10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.