10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters