10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is for fat, American losers.