10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus