10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament