10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.