10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz