10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --