10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT