10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.