10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger