10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.