10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester