10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.