10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'