10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"