10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.