10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.