10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Welcome to kicker school
- "No river, no fish."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP