10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave