10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier