10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike