10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
It's Free To Fold...
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.