10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?