10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel