10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.