10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)