10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez