10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."