10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."