10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.