10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.