10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim