10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die