10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it