10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers