10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer