10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "No river, no fish."