10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05