10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek