10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)