10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.