10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson