10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.