10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow