10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.