10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.