10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha